"Overslept" : woke up early, but got dragged into the book I left on my bedside table.
"Couldn't sleep" : book got real interesting around 12 midnight, which means I didn't fall asleep until 4 a.m.
"Errands" : playing with puppies.
"Lost" : I left late
"Train got delayed" : I left late
"Fucking MTA" : I left real late
"My metro card expired" : I lost it
"I'm not really hungry" : I just ate a chocolate bar