So, you've had a good run here. We're sorry to see you go. I've got just a few things to cover before we're done.
First, did you get my email about where to leave your things? Ok great. You don't have to leave your shoes, those will be hard to find a new owner for. Undies and socks go in the trash.
Now, how many of your coworkers know you're leaving? All of them? Good good.
Where did you put the flower pot? George has been following the treasure map you tried to throw away two weeks ago, but he hasn't been able to locate it.
Do you have a forwarding address for us to send the data we've been collecting on you? I think you'll take particular interest in the germ count on your tea mugs.
Are there any unresolved office romances that we need to clean up? Jenny and the cleaning crew are going to do a sweep next Monday. I'll add yours to the list.
Is there anything that you'd like to confess?
Are you sure?
Well then, that about wraps it up. It's been a real pleasure. Best of luck in your future endeavors!