She placates herself with mulled wine and well phrased quips that she posts to the micro-forum. They're well received, by and large.
I'm not sure what she told you about herself but I'm here to set the record straight. She was right about karma.
You know, all too well perhaps, of her paranoia with fortunes. Every time a good thing would happen she'd be walking around with her head down, just waiting for the next thing to drop.
It never really quite worked out that balanced but she couldnt help but worry, all the same, about the misery her own luck was bringing down about the heads of others. Raining it down like hail in the Sierras in the late summer, angry and relentless in its fury.
Like the time she got that promotion at work and then the tsunami struck the East coast of Japan, knocking out a nuclear power plant.
Or when the boy she liked made a reply to one of her oblique posts on the 'forums. Her sister's cats escaped. They were found a few hours later when they returned home for supper. Their fleas wouldn't be discovered for a few days. It took two weeks to rid the house of them.
In the same way, she took a grotesque pleasure in her own misfortunes. She was happy for a week when her driver's license application was denied on the basis of lack of proof of residency.
Her laughs could be heard echoing throughout her apartment complex when Jake, her new beau, called to break it off.
I asked her once, about her lighthearted approach to misfortune. She replied, at least someone else is making profit from this, my madness of a life.