Not so secret secrets:
Modest Moose has not one but two drummers
It's not entirely true in a factual sense but the following feels true: last Wed, I went to a Modest concert; it was my first
I spent the whole thing in rapturous fear
Tonight, I submitted my first OSS pull request. First in a long while. Maybe since my time at the Recurse Center.
I can't forgive -- I don't know how. And every sin is unforgivable. Especially yours.