To all the single soul apartment dwellers that buy whole watermelons
And doubly, to those that finish them within the week.
To the fools with hangovers that wake up super earls.
To all the ladies making breakfast.
To all the peoples still asleep.
To all those that still start debates on the internet, like it's 1988 and we're all just trying to connect, for the first time in a long time.
Or maybe in forever.